Archive for November, 2009

Bankers

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I was talking to someone from one of the big US banks yesterday and I have to say, his arrogance astounded me.

We got onto the subject of bailouts. And it was of course the government had to bail us out, the alternative would have been the total destruction of the world financial system (this argument is one I’ve heard used quite a lot – as if letting a few failed banks go to the wall would have meant the end of the fabric of our society as we know it). It’s the you just don’t get it argument.

And on the subject of “heads we win, tails you bail us out” banking. Well, yes, but then what else is the government supposed to do …. (!)

I am so uncomfortable with the government having such large amount of bank debt and bad loans on its books. It’s passing risk of default from the banks to the country.

So this would be my solution :

1. Anyone who works at a bank which has had to be bailed out or nationalised is collectively treated as a failure – hence their salary is capped to a maximum of £50k per annum

2. No bonusses until the bank has recovered and is back in private ownership

3. All moneys that contractully exceed the maxiumum salary or bonusses that would have been earned contractually put in a liquidity fund

4. Specialist turnaround help can be brought in at a higher salary than this, but any excess over £50k must be dependent on success in taking the bank back into private ownership, and clearly linked to success in turning the bank around.

This way, both parties bear the cost of a bailout. And both are motivated in the right way to get out of it. Anyone see any problems with this ?

An Open Letter To Lord Mandelsnake

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Dubai

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Markets rocked for a second day in a row by worries about Dubai’s debt problems reigniting the financial crisis. Still trying to work outwhether this one is overdone given all the assets they own around the world. It’s small fry compared to the amount of aid we’ve already given the banks. Or whether this is just the tip of the iceberg (imho only a matter of time before Greece goes cap in hand to the IMF and there will be others). Either way markets have gone up sharply in a short space of time and people are looking for a trigger for a downleg.

But enough about that. Interested in finding out what really goes on in Dubai. This article entitled ‘The Dark Side of Dubai” will tell you what’s behind the glitzy facade. It’s about 6 months old but it’s quite enlightening.

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai-1664368.html

Clients From Hell

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

I can’t remember whether I’ve mentioned this site before, and to be honest I can’t be arsed to check, but if you want to lose the better part of a day to the interwebs you could do worse than go here …

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

Applied Maths

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

… at it’s best.

Who is the biggest scammer in the world?

Friday, November 20th, 2009

I thought it was Fifa or Thierry Henry but now I’m not so sure

The Global Oil Scam

It truly takes a global village of manipulators and their lackeys to pull off a con on the scale of oil, but it’s also the most profitable scam ever perpetrated on the people of this planet, as they take control of a vital resource and then create artificial shortages and drive speculative demand in order to charge you an extra dollar per gallon of gas.

Makes me feel like a pre-school-scammer.

http://seekingalpha.com/article/172797-the-global-oil-scam-50-times-bigger-than-madoff?source=hp_mostpopula

Keano on Ireland

Friday, November 20th, 2009

This is classic – the first rational analysis I’ve seen of Ireland’s world cup exit. And you know what, he’s dead right.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8370497.stm

“If that was my team I would go into the dressing room and I just wouldn’t mention the handball, I would just say why didn’t you defend it.”

“Ireland had chances, they had chances in Paris, they had chances in Croke Park, and France were there for the taking. Usual, usual stuff. Afraid of that next step. Mentally not strong enough.  And they can complain all they want, but it’s not going to change, France are going to the world cup, get over it. The want the sympathy, the usual carry on ….. boring”

Freakonomics on Climate Change

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Have you read Freakonomics ?

This is worth a listen. From the book Superfreakonomics, a controversial view on climate change and the folly of trying to control carbon emissions

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/audio/2009/nov/18/business-podcast-superfreakonomics-steven-levitt-donald-shoup-parking

Thoughts ?

Innocent Until Proven Guilty?

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

It’s a running joke that our government believes that we’re all guilty of something but they just haven’t found out what yet. It speaks volumes that this little nugget is nestled in amongst all the other vague aspirations in the Queen’s speech.

Gives police the power to bar suspected domestic violence offenders from their homes for a period, even when not charged.

WTF? So now the police only have to say they suspect you of something and they can stop you from entering your own home?

And In Other News …

Monday, November 16th, 2009

… turkeys have said that they won’t be voting for Christmas this year.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8362000.stm

Actually, I’m just using this as an excuse to post my favouritest ad ever, which actually drew a round of applause from the cinema audience I was a part of yesterday.