Archive for December, 2008

Brown v Blair – who’s the daddy now ?

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Tony Blair is the smartest politician we have ever had. Think about it, in power for 10 years, and then he’s got the political instinct to get out at just the right time. And everyone blames it all the problems in the country on his successor, while Blair is off making millions on book and lecture tours.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5034235.ece

Since launching himself on the speech circuit, he has made more than £12m this year – more than even Clinton did. And all of this while retaining very low profile.

Think about it. Everyone blames Brown for boom and bust. Everyone blames Brown for our economic problems. Nobody even mentions Blair, even though he led the country during that era, and was a champion of  light touch regulation. He has got off pretty much scott free. 

Yet which is the bigger crime, telling everyone you are prudent and that boom and bust is over when it isn’t ? Running up a monster deficit to get yourself re-elected ? Or is it presiding over a government that takes the country to war under false pretenses ?

Blair looked like a victim while he was in power, undermined by Brown, looking like he was forced to hand over power. Actually, he has been anything but a victim. He has played a blinder.

While Brown has just ended up being the fall guy for all the nations problems. I almost feel sorry for him.

Looking stupid in 2010

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
will you die this year?

By making predictions for 2009!

1. More economic troubles – personal debt and prime housing

2. Obama to disappoint

3. A royal tragedy

4. Flying cars

Anyone prepared to be bolder or more specific in the comments please?

(Image courtesy of an art shop on Farringdon Road, London – sale now on!)

Christmas message

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Happy Christmas, and here’s a Christmas message from Nigella

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r9z5AFQx3Ng

Christmas Number 1 Contender…?

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Let’s all forget this battle between Jeff Buckley and X-Factor Lady for christmas number one, surely this version of “Halleluja” will take the title this year…

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/Christmas+7/

…or not :-)

Seasonal jingle

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

It’s transfer time, and it’s time to be afraid

This season is poo, we let in goals and our chances fade

And in our world at Arsenal, we can sit around and try

Throw your arms around the world at transfer time

But say a prayer to pray for some transfer funds

At Arsenal, we hope but we just sign no one

There’s a world outside your window, and it’s a world of midfielders

There are good defenders out there so we should buy one without fear

But the transfer bells that ring there are the clanging dings and dongs

Could we please have some more Cescs and no more Songs

And there won’t be signings at Arsenal this transfer time

The greatest gift we’ll get this year is fifth

Where Diaby’s never fit, and our midfield is shit

Do they know it’s transfer time at all

Here’s to you, sign a f***in’ midfielder

Here’s to them, sign a f***in’ centre half

Do they know it’s transfer time at all

Sign some players, let them know it’s transfer time

 

Courtesy of the excellent arseblog arsecast www.arseblog.com . Never a truer sentiment sung for Arsenal fans

Superwoman – a disgrace

Friday, December 19th, 2008

1. Get a job in the City

2. Have too many kids and get someone else to look after them

3. Become a fund manager

4. Raise your profile by being outspoken, bossy and getting into the papers

5. Revel in your reputation as superwoman

6. Set up a boutique investment fund and invest in the latest fad (fund of hedge funds)

7. Market the fund widely and remember – marketing materials need bear no relation to reality

8. Charge 1.5% per annum for all the expertise you bring in fund selection and the due diligence you perform

9. Stick 10% of the fund in Madoff (well, you must be starting to get the picture now)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5337804.ece

And then when it goes t1ts up, don’t under any circumstances apologies to your investors. Do not express any regret. Paint yourself as a victim.  Blame everyone else. Launch a tirade at the securities and exchange comission, get yourself on the Today program. Tell everyone that bigger funds than yours invested in it so it must’ve been ok.

And then ask yourself, who is the real fraudster.

Anthony Bolton calls the bottom

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

AND predicts a first quarter rally !

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article5337477.ece

Do you think he’s right. Let’s hope so ….

I tried something different this morning

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu9Sq1RvuoA

And check it out cos blo0dy hell it was hard work !

It’s the stuff that Madonna’s been doing to stay in shape over the last 10 years. All in a local town hall rather than on a clifftop in India

Keep It (So) Real

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Listen on Last FM

Buy on iTunes (with DRM)

Buy on 7Digital (no DRM)

Does his mother know that he’s out ?

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

I’ve created a new category for this post - CULTURE

So the X-factor semis are over. What did we learn ?

1. Eoighan was hilarious. He was distraught for around 20 minutes when Diana got voted out. If you noticed, when he was singing does your mother know, none of the dancers stood or danced next to him so as you wouldn’t see that he’s a 10 year old midget.

2. There is no way they are sh@ggin – he hasn’t reached puberty yet

3. The one singer with a bit of orignality, who is a little bit different is out. But I won’t miss her interviews. What an annoying accent.

4. It would be a travesty if anyone but Alexandra won now.

5. I bet mingey and geek boy watch this in secret